December 2011
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Normal Day
Texting one of my friends-
Ashley: "Ah... Anything unusual happen lately?"
Me: "Nope. I got into an argument with an Asian man in a Lexus, I had to deal with a five year old who simultaneously peed herself and chewed an entire pack of gum, and I spent tonight trying to hack into and find pictures of a girl's boobs on her phone with two guys because she dared us to. We didn't find them. So, no, nothing unusual."
Ashley: "...Wow..."
Damn you Disney/Pixar.
Watching a Disney/Pixar movie + drinking = A LOT OF EFFING TEARS.
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CHRISTMAS BOOKS
So, I got a crapload of money for Christmas and one of my friends inspired me with all her bookish tumblr posts: I bought a pile of books. I’ve been kinda iffy about reading lately because I’m so tired of reading books with Boy/Girl romance (not that that’s the only kind, I’m just being whiny). I’m cool with it and can still understand and identify with...
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My days are all confused.
Thank you Holidays.
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It's 1am on Christmas morning...
and I’m the only “kid” that’s awake in this house, dammit.
I totally can’t sleep. Ugh.
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Just a heads-up to a couple of my Christian...
I post a lot of atheist stuff. This is one of the only places I feel I can be open about my lack of belief.
I still respect you and your right to believe whatever you wish.
If I didn’t respect you then you wouldn’t be aware that I have a tumblr. I would have never told you and I wouldn’t follow you.
I even appreciate your insights on religion.
So, if you read any of...
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I Love My Little Sis... (usually)
Kate: "Can you believe my info section on facebook? Am I crazy for putting 'Interested in WOMEN' while living in Mississippi? Plus it says that I'm an atheist and a liberal, which leads most people to one important conclusion about me; I'm obviously going directly to hell."
Emma: "Let me borrow your computer...I'm going to torture you and ruin your facebook info... 'I'm interested in hot and ripped up men. I love JESUS! I go with Republicans!' "
Kate: "What does that even mean, go with Republ-
Emma: "Palin was the best thing that never happened to the world!"
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Seems our government is forgetting something while...
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Politics
Sometimes I wish I could just turn off from our society, our screwed up politics. I just want to be oblivious like so many other people who don’t care about all these really scary bills that are being voted on, all the weird stuff (like c-span coverage being suddenly cut off on Wednesday), cops pepper-spraying peaceful protesters, and the fact that our hate-spitting country seems to be split...
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Sometimes I Feel...
Off. Nothing. Gone.
Not sad.
Not happy.
Not anguished or expectant or content.
Just…here.
Purgatory.
And it’s the weirdest feeling ever.
It’s like I’m operating on autopilot.
So I just sit and strain for feeling.
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I love the metaphors and imagery in this song....
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Parks and Recreation
Ron: "Let me buy you dinner."
Leslie: "Nnnoooo....I insist you buy me dinner."
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Hate.
You know what I HATE?
That feeling where, suddenly, you just feel….fat and gross. You don’t want to leave the house. I hate that. I’ve battled myself about this for years; Part of me forces myself to be happy and accepting while the other part screams, “I’M SO REPULSIVE.”
ANYWAY…I think the only solution to this is to convince myself, once again, that...
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Upon a friend's request...
I will be posting pictures of my room at my dad’s house. I’ve worked on it really hard, so I’m glad to be able to show it off. :)
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“”It is not the function of our government to keep the citizen from...”
– US Supreme Court Justice Robert H. Jackson, 1950
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Information is power.
SOPA, a anti-piracy act with potentially horrible consequences, a bill that Harvard Law has declared completely unconstitutional, was being voted on this week. Notice how quiet the mainstream media is keeping it? That’s because they are being paid to do so. This bill gives power to companies that the news outlets are affiliated with. American citizens have been telling their representatives...
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She doesn't know what she saying...
Emma, my 11 year old sister, sent me this text out of nowhere: "Fisting in Pawnee!"
Me: "Uh...Hahaha! I love that show....."
Is she old enough to understand what that joke was even about? And then she sent it to her lesbian sister? Sweet baby Jesus, that caught me off guard.
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Plant Cycle
Roots, take hold in me. Wrap yourselves around my ribs tie me down. Grow me from seeds of despair to oak trees. Green, make me breathe. Roll your light into beams that hold me up. Make the oxygen on my lips, in my lungs, as clear as the glass to my fingertips. Soil, surround me safe. Touch me cold and damp like icy steel, like a scared kiss in the dark. Protect me in black mist. ...
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Smoke In My Eyes
Sometimes I see the world through smoke, heat, fumes billowing out of an 18 wheeler’s exhaust pipe. But, sometimes it’s through the smoke coming out of my mouth. Or through water that leaks from my eyes, from the pollution of my mind. I can’t tell which is clearer because they all blur and distort my surroundings. Bring a pounding to my head. And I wonder why can’t I see the world...
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Packages
I love getting packages in the mail.
I check the tracking info like it’s coverage of The Beatles getting back together.
I’ll call the UPS store four times the day it’s supposed to arrive to ask where the truck is at that moment.
I open my door every 20 minutes to see if I missed the wonderful, god-like, rumbling sound of the UPS truck.
When the package does arrive,...
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Everytime...
That I want to upload a song, tumblr says, “Oops, sorry. Heehee, your file is too large!”
I want to punch tumblr in the face.
A 4 MINUTE AND 35 SECOND SONG IS NOT A LONG SONG, DAMMIT.
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Lanterns In The Sky
Love is sold to us at such an early age. The second we’re born, eyes glued together, our parents exchange relieved and exhausted kisses. Love is the only magical thing that we’re taught is real. It’s hard to explain love to a five year old who has parents who hug each other , kiss each other, love each other, talk to each other. Until they don’t. Until the magic is gone and only bitter ...
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